Total Medals Earned: 135 (From
37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,070 Points
01 - Eat kid
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
01 - Throw kid body
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Capture a power station
Get 8 followers
Use wave after wave of your own men to deplete a laser tower's ammo
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Engage in a massive battle
View the credits
Turn their towers against them on "Hide and Go Sneak"
Kill all enemies on "Trap"
Defeat the squares on "Fight or Flight"
1337 circle deaths
Defeat 1337 squares
Beat "Combat" without dying
Beat "Crosswalks" without any circles dying
Beat "Two Towers" in 20 seconds or less
Beat "Burninate" in 45.1 seconds or less
Save at least 42 circles on "Containment"
Beat "Four Bases". Yeah, just beat it.
Beat the game
Get 21 achievements
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Started The Game
Got Back to camp
Let Jessica Pee
use a trap
get caught
Kill David
you lost
kill Jessica for Food
Killed the campers
Peeing!!
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Create and Save a Fighter
Win 10 matches in Arcade Mode
Complete the Prelude Story Mode
Stay Undefeated for 10 matches in Arcade Mode!
Finish the tutorial
Get 500 combo streak
Get 100 combo streak
Kill 100 enemies.
Kill 1000 enemies.
Kill 50 enemies with the Demon Mask Relic.
Kill 500 enemies.
Defeat the Blue Ogre
Kill 3000 enemies.
Use breakable relics 10 times.
You know you do. Destroy a lot to get this medal.
Unleash Lunar Pounce at the highest peak.
Unleash the final combo attack.
Get 1000 combo streak
Defeat the Jorogumo
Slay the final boss under this mode.
Unlocked and maxed all upgrades
Slay the final boss under this mode.
Get 3000 combo streak
Defeat the Oniko
Kill 5000 enemies.
Slay the final boss in "The Fool" mode.
Kill 1000 enemies in "Endless Mode"
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